Misha says both rings are wedding rings. He lost his original wedding ring Vicki made him on a rafting adventure. She made him another that he lost. The top ring is a 30 dollar one Vicki got him, and then she made yet another one with the holes for him that he wears on the bottom. The top one keeps the bottom one on so he doesn’t lose it again.
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
Stay on the right fucking side of the hallway
DON’T WALK SLOW FOR FUCK’S SAKE
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you for giving it to me. as long as it’s not something like uncoolbutt mcboringface i will love it. and you. especially you
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.